Men's restroom in the basement of Hitchcock Hall
Engineers are notorious for not wanting to talk to other people ever, and Hitchcock hall makes this harder since none of the urinals have heterosexual barriers between them. However, few people know about or venture down to the restrooms in the basement, which are secluded enough to make your business passable at worst and enjoyable at best. Since few people use these facilities, they are usually well-stocked. Wifi reception is technically possible, although in practice many phones do not have strong enough radios to obtain a reliable signal. If you're sick, then these restrooms will definitely induce vomiting (which could be a benefit or a drawback) due to their putrid yellow-colored tile and slight odor of urinals that need flushed a lot more often than they get (nothing is automatic). The hot water is a draw, as is the low lighting that makes it very hospitable for a quick nap. I personally incorporate this restroom into my daily routine, and you should too. But not too many people.
Score: 6.0 ovals
Reviewed by: jbodner09